The Kruglik diet plan

[The Elan Reporter]

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:40 ]

[Chief Kruglik]

On 2005-06-27 07:22:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Kruglik who has his own diet wants to go public with it. Marty who mixes the following in a blender: Urine, fecal matter, spit,vomit, bile,turnups, buffalo turds, bison urine, and tomatoes, says that he can lose weight fast.



Me suh say it is good for you and helps burn off fat, said Marty.



Whether there is any true dare devils out there that would be willling to try this insane diet, will remain a mystery.







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Author of: "The Way of the Kruglik"[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-06-27 07:22 ]"

Me suh also add snot, snot is very good for health.